Sir: Inday pakisabi na lang kay misis pag-gising nya na nagpagupit lang ako ha.
Inday: Alright.
Makalipas ang ilang sandali, nagising si ma’am at hinanap si sir.
Misis: Inday, ‘lam mo ba kung nasan…
Inday: Ahh your husband went to the abode of a tonsorial artist for a bit to have his hirsute appendage diminished.
Misis: Ano?!? May tonsilitis asawa ko tapos nagpatanggal ng appendix?!? (hinimatay)